monetizeyourcat:

magicpottybaby:

sizvideos:

TL;DR : Watch this incredible story in video

holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????

this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do

tags: NAWW i love + cutie pattootie + story + irl +
» The real difference between Gryffindor and Slytherin

brilliantbucky:

evil-freak:

Gryffindor : Mate, I would die for you

Slytherin : I will kill for you, bro. Just give me the word, the bitch is dead

Ravenclaw: I’ll find a way we both can survive

Hufflepuff: I’ll die with you

tags: Harry Potter + Fandom + houses + text +

larabarakara:

I was studying in my room, turned around to grab something and saw this.

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So, basically, this is not my cat. 

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But she’s all like chillin’ in my bed like she pays rent or smth.

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 How the fuck did she even got into the freaking house. 

(Source: not-ellas)

tags: story of the day +

corisete:

pawtism:

helioscentrifuge:

breastforce:

imagine somebody who’s immortal having a gigantic room where all the walls are completely covered up with photos.

each one is of a different loved one whom they have outlived 

STOP RIGHT THERE

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imageahhh this already has like fifty million notes but i just thought this was a really sweet idea… i didn’t get to draw the room as big as i wanted too ;_; but this is only 1/4th of that room or something!!!!

guys there are two wedding photos

tags: beautiful + sad + art + comic + story +

edwardsheerran:

andthatlittleblackdress:

honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office

My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero. 

tags: story of the day +

rosefyler:

today i was running late for school and i was sprinting down the street to make it on time and suddenly i turned to my left and my history teacher was running as well and he just screamed to me THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’VE EXERCISED IN 18 YEARS

(Source: rosefyler)

tags: story of the day +

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO

WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED

DON’T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO

i just threw up

tags: story of the day +

necrophilofthefuture:

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one time in high school i fell asleep on the floor during study hall and my friends left me there and i woke up in the middle of a french class two periods later. THE TEACHERS JUST LET ME STAY THERE. I MISSED TWO CLASSES. 

(Source: necrophilofthefuture)

tags: story of the day + haha +

paprikapotts:

barbaricyip:

motherfuckingnazgul:

shireen-baratheon:

#THERE ARE LITERALLY THREE MOVIES AND A HUGE-ASS BOOK EXPLAINING WHY KEEPING IT IS A BAD IDEA

"…it felt like a gift from the underworld," Lundin told The Local. "It was my magnificent ring. I didn’t want to give it up."

O_O

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tags: Fandom + lotr + DESTROT IT + BAD MOVE +

shizutanii:

This show is gold.

tags: anime + Fandom + ouran high school host club + haha + gif + scene + This was the best scene +

the-selfie-of-dorian-gray:

unknownbearing:

No one would be more horrified by selfie culture than Dorian Gray

wanna fight

tags: haha + text + tumblr +

jokersxlover:

emptychests:

nerdy-narwhal:

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

gridbugs:

natgeofound:

Irish Guards remain at attention after one guardsman faints in London, England, June 1966.Photograph by James P. Blair, National Geographic

Something about this photo is hySTERICAL TO ME

oh dear

so at a marching band competition last year, one of our people passed out in the middle of our show and we stepped over her and left her and prayed the trombones wouldn’t kill her and we got extra points from the judges

 that is horrible

that is marching band

tags: haha + HAHA + AHAHAHAHAHAHA + humanity cares for each others + story + irl +

castielscamander:

can we just bask in the glory of beatles sass

(Source: iraffiruse)

tags: music + sass + haha + quotes + omg go go go + beatles +

just-another-blog-here:

jeffblimissylar:

Do you know who I think is the ugliest girl in school?

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That Hermione Granger

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You know what I’d give her on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1… 1 would be the ugliest and then 10 is pretty…

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I would give her

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an 8

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An 8.5

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Or 9

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Not over a 9.8

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Because there is always room for improvement

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Not everyone’s perfect like me

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That’s why I am holding out for a 10

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Because I’m worth it

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god bless starkid

tags: Fandom + Harry Potter + starkid + haha +

dzueni:

And thus a beautiful friendship was born.

In honor of classes starting next monday, I’ve decided to end my summer with a bang by drawing some school-related johndave every day this week! This past Sunday didn’t count because my calendar is a filthy liar.

tags: homestuck + Fandom + comic + art + story +