siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

tags: irl + haha + story of the day + stupidity amuses me +

j6:

indepenisday:

Banana Knuckles (organic edible brass knuckles) with mp3 player

okay what the fuck

tags: wtf + people these days + what is wrong with the qorld + haha + banana +

imjustsayinghello:

laineelepanto:

Cats.

theblackcatfamiliar this is relevant for reasons

(Source: ourloveissemperfii)

tags: cat + vats + pics + nyaaa +

brightchimeradragon:

just-bx:

Just SCience

IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.

(Source: emedemabri)

tags: science + cat + gif + haha +
# MeWatchingSupernatural  

(Source: darlingcap)

tags: Fandom + supernatural + gif + scene + This was the best scene +

professional-bird:

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT POPE FRANCIS IS SO FRIKKIN CHILL THAT IF AN ALIEN WALKED IN TO THE VATICAN HE WOULDN’T EVEN FREAK OUT HE’D JUST BE LIKE “SUP DUDE LETS GO GET YA SOME JESUS” 

(Source: traceexcalibur)

tags: pope + chill dude + whoop + chistianity +

xainagal:

the best moment in any media involving super heroes ever

(Source: pigeonsandnonsense)

tags: dc comics + haha + scene + great scene +

I am a princess

(Source: kristoffbjorgman)

tags: Disney + gif + good + very good +

cosmictuesdays:

nadiacreek:

coelasquid:

deformutilated:

Fudge recipe on a headstone

I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween.

I desperately hope that she spent her entire life telling people that they could have her fudge recipe “over my dead body.”

That last comment is absolutely worth reblogging.

tags: story of the day + haha + dead + text +

intoasylum:

disney | text posts

tags: Disney + text + haha +

tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]

tags: gif + haha + story of the day + funnies +

(Source: baelor)

tags: HAHA + haha + gif + GIF + omg + funny idiots +

braydaaan:

this post made me happy

(Source: casadaperonomuerta)

tags: story of the day + nice people + faith in humanity +

(Source: pleatedjeans)

tags: story of the day + haha + life + text +

felinesamurai:

yanderehikari:

mechagod:

treat yourself this year

I don’t know who remembers it but straight up back in 2008 there were internet wars between Naruto and One Piece over which one was better, and it was most notably called the ‘Pirates or Ninjas’ debate. But this swimsuit. Is a Naruto one piece swim.
It is Naruto One Piece.
After 6 years we finally have the fucking epitome of that internet war in the weirdest fucking pun that has ever graced my eyeballs.
I can now die peacefully.

WAIT SO THE WHOLE NINJAS V PIRATES THING WAS ABOUT FUCKING ANIME. MOTHERFUCK. DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I HAVE SEEN THAT DEBATE ABOUT WHICH WAS BETTER. I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST NINJAS VERSUS FUCKING PIRATES. THIS SHIT WWAS ALL OVER FUCIGN NEPOETSAND I THOGUTH IRT WAS A N ACTUAL THING BUT ONLY NOW. ONLY NOW DO I FUIND IT WAS ABOUT FUCKING GODAMN ASSLEAK ANIME. WELL PISS IN MY GLASS AND CALL IT CHAMPAGNE

tags: anime + haha + wonderful people +